myLot Discussions| It is almost time! | | Fishing season is getting close'r and close'r! And I haven't even dusted off any of my fishing rods & reels. Some of them even have lures from last year on them. I will have to get started on that real soon because Flounder season opens April first! | |
| | Blonde and the Postman | | It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him, and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde in a revealing negligee.She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice.When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge."All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but... | |
| | Do You Love Wind Chimes? Directions Included | | I have always loved wind chimes. I love to hear the wonderful music that they play when their is a gentle breeze in the air. I love the loud music that they make when a storm is just beginning to brew. I dont know when my love for wind chimes developed but I now collect them. I have many of various sizes and prices on my front and back porch. I remember once that I found a wind chimb that I wanted so badly. It made the most beautiful music that I had ever heard. It was in hallmark. It was way to expensive for us to afford. It was $99.99. Wow that is alot of money but everytime I was in the store, i found myself really wanting them badly. That year, for my birthday, hallmark sent me a gift certificate for 50% off any item in the store. That windchime was going to be mine! I went to get it. It was onsale for 1/2 price. Normally you could not use the gift certificate for sale items but the clerk let me. They wanted rid of the windchimes. I got that set for 25 buck and I was so happy. It is still my favorite. It is on my back porch where I can listen to it when I cook and do dishes. I looked it over and it would be so easy to make. Since... | |
| | Fishing in the Philippines | | I'd love to hear about fishing in the Philippines. not the commerical fishing but the just the casual hobby and sport fishing. where the god places are and what type fish are cauagt most often and basic equipment that you use there. | |
| | | Last Day on the job | | It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.
The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee.
She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh squeezed orange juice.
When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?""Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today... | |
| | | twilight soundtrack "flightless bird, american mouth" | | ok, for twilight fans who already watched the movie probably several times like i do probably familiar with the sountrack of the movie.
basically i like all the soundtrack but my favorite is the flightless bird, american mouth from iron & wine as prom theme background.
the song sounds really romantic and mellow and fit for the occasion, but i kinda confuse with its lyrics, i thought it was some sort of kind of poem full with figure of speaches or there's an actual meaning derive from it
so is there anyone who could help me to understand the real meaning of it?
here i re-wrote the lyrics"i was a quick wet boy diving too deep for coins
all of your street light eyes wide on my plastic toys
then when the cops closed the fair i cut my long baby hair
stole me a dog-eared map and called for you everywherehave i found you flightless bird
jealous..weaping...
or lost you american mouth
big pill loomingnow i'm a fat house cat nursing my sore blunt tongue
watching the warm poison rats curl through the wide fence cracks
pissing on magazine photos those fishing lures
thrown in the cold and clean blood of christ mountain streamhave i found you flightless... | |
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